swolllen sprained ankle from basketball

The Immaculate Ankle Sprain

December 13, 2013 / 0 comments

So, here’s something mysterious you probably don’t care about – my ankle enjoys spraining itself for no good reason.

Chandler Parsons gives Jeremy Lin loving stare in showers

Shirtless Chandler Parsons stares at Jeremy Lin in locker room

December 12, 2013 / 0 comments

What’s the best part about a shirtless Chandler Parson come-hither stare at Jeremy Lin as he walks out of the shower? The moment Jeremy notices Chandy and is momentarily thrown off. Whether you think it’s gay or you feel the need to label it a bromance, it’s all in good fun. Clearly the two have…

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Rite Aid closes in East Village

No one cries when a Rite Aid dies

December 11, 2013 / 0 comments

Who will mourn a Rite Aid when its time comes? Who will shed a tear? This is the neighborhood Rite Aid that was open when I arrived 5 months ago. I rolled by it today and the entire facade had been stripped. Despite Rite Aid being a chain store, it’s still sad to see to…

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First big snow….

December 10, 2013 / 0 comments

It’s the first big snow in New York this year and it’s my first snow after spending more than a decade in California. It’s been coming down for about an hour now. Here’s the scene:

save your voicemail lols on verizon

How to save voicemails to MP3 on Verizon

December 10, 2013 / 29 comments

What I Found Out Today: If you’re like me, then you have a healthy obsession with Jeremy Lin. On top of that, you’ve saved many of your funny voicemails. Like me, you tire of having to re-save all your funny voicemails every 30 days or so. It only takes 3 minutes to re-save them all,…

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Video: Infographics + SEO at Dreamforce 2013

December 9, 2013 / 0 comments

As none of you probably know, I spoke on a panel during a Dreamforce session called “Marketing with Infographics for Fun and Profit”. During my segment, I talked about the SEO considerations around infographics. Here’s my segment:

Empire State Building lit up in honor of Nelson Mandela

Empire State Building honors Nelson Mandela

December 7, 2013 / 0 comments


Start Embeded YouTube at Certain Time

Start an embedded YouTube video at a specific time

December 7, 2013 / 0 comments

What I Found Out today: You can embed YouTube videos with a specific start and end time. Something I never needed to do until today. If you’re looking to embed a Youtube video onto your site and would like to have it start or end at a particular point in the video, don’t follow Google’s…

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Morning motivation in the East Village

December 5, 2013 / 0 comments

Wrong Direction

December 4, 2013 / 0 comments

9 minutes

December 2, 2013 / 0 comments

Chandler Parsons is right handed for Jeremy Lin

December 1, 2013 / 1 comment

Chandler Parsons is becoming a semi-star in the NBA – Chandy makes for a great complimentary player to James Harden; he rebounds, defends, cuts, passes, shoots the three, and uses both hands effectively. In the following GIF, Chandler shows his ability to use his right hand on Jeremy Lin:

bobs furniture gift card

Bob’s Furniture Giftcard / Discount

December 1, 2013 / 2 comments

> I am selling a $542 gift card to Bob’s. It’s transferable, doesn’t expire, and doesn’t have my name on it. Please don’t make me go to a Bob’s and sell this in person. I have shame, but not enough that I won’t approach strangers and look shady. I’ve done more for less. If you’re…

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Halal Thanksgiving

Halal Thanksgiving

November 28, 2013 / 0 comments

After spending a long, rough day traveling… I’m thankful that the Halal Guys were open at 11pm (2nd/14th) on Thanksgiving.

Frontier Airlines SUCKS, and it will cost you

Frontier Sucks: Confu$ing Fare Option$$$$

November 28, 2013 / 2 comments

> TL;DR: Follow your gut.   As I was browsing flights back home from Dreamforce, I saw that Frontier Airlines had a flight that was best suited to my preferred schedule (sleeping in). I was hesitant to book it because I had a faint memory of a negative experience with Frontier that happened sometime between…

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Candy Crush: The Movie

November 27, 2013 / 0 comments

Sea Creature: Huge stingray skate found near Miami coast

The Ocean is Fucking Scary #1: Huge Stingray

November 27, 2013 / 0 comments

The ocean is fucking scary. And when I say that, I’m referring to my fear of regular old eels, octopi, weird carnivorous plants, fish with teeth, and swimming. I’m not even talking about deep-sea monsters like this fucking thing:

Say it with me: “Chibiscus Omurice”

November 25, 2013 / 0 comments

Gallery: Jeremy Lin’s bumps, bruises, scratches, stitches, knots…

November 24, 2013 / 1 comment

Technically, this is Jeremy Lin’s fourth NBA season, but as of last night’s game against Minnesota, Lin has played in just 160 NBA games – just four games short of two full NBA seasons. And in his short NBA life, Lin seems to get a lot of bumps, bruises, scratches, welts, gashes, and wounds on…

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Jeremy Lin elbowed, gets huge bump on head

Another head wound for Jeremy Lin (bump!)

November 24, 2013 / 0 comments

Jeremy Lin gets some crazy wounds in and around his head. Seriously, in just two seasons of play, the guy has had a series of injuries to his face; a¬†bloody mouth, gashes across his head, black eyes, bumps on his head,¬†stitches, bloody chins, bloody noses… In the latest episode of Jeremy Lin gets another head…

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ON the subway

Goodbye, 5 POINTZ

November 21, 2013 / 0 comments

There’s a lot to be said for how disappointing (but not surprising) that 5pointz is finally being bulldozed. The “aerosol art center” has been on the verge of demolition for months. The street art mecca recently had all of its wall paintings covered with white paint – an effort to make the inevitable razing less…

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I’ve seen the future of SEO…

November 21, 2013 / 0 comments

Disrupt bathroom graffiti with options, God

November 20, 2013 / 0 comments