Jeremy Lin had 5 field goals last night — two three pointers and three reverse layups — in the Rockets’ win over the Memphis Grizzlies last night. Two of Lin’s reverse layups were just badazzxssssss – we’re talking reverse layups at full-speed, one-handed, acrobatic, adjust on the fly NBA shit.
Last night wasn’t Jeremy Lin’s best individual game statistically, but what he put together on both ends of the court is exactly what the Houston Rockets are looking from the point guard position.
What’s the best part about a shirtless Chandler Parson come-hither stare at Jeremy Lin as he walks out of the shower? The moment Jeremy notices Chandy and is momentarily thrown off. Whether you think it’s gay or you feel the need to label it a bromance, it’s all in good fun. Clearly the two have […]
Chandler Parsons is becoming a semi-star in the NBA – Chandy makes for a great complimentary player to James Harden; he rebounds, defends, cuts, passes, shoots the three, and uses both hands effectively. In the following GIF, Chandler shows his ability to use his right hand on Jeremy Lin:
Technically, this is Jeremy Lin’s fourth NBA season, but as of last night’s game against Minnesota, Lin has played in just 160 NBA games – just four games short of two full NBA seasons. And in his short NBA life, Lin seems to get a lot of bumps, bruises, scratches, welts, gashes, and wounds on […]
Jeremy Lin gets some crazy wounds in and around his head. Seriously, in just two seasons of play, the guy has had a series of injuries to his face; a bloody mouth, gashes across his head, black eyes, bumps on his head, stitches, bloody chins, bloody noses… In the latest episode of Jeremy Lin gets another head […]
Shame on you. Shame on you for not believing in Jeremy Lin’s summer work ethic. Last night, with Beardy out with an injury, Lin hit 9 threes to the tune of 34 points and 11 assists. Please, tell me what else you want from Jeremy. On top of all the great news, we also have […]
I shoulda been a tumblr.
Lot’s of things I could say here, but pictures are worth a thousand words. Here’s three thousand for you. Let me get you started – “sweet nothings” “butterfly kisses” “eskimo pie”
Basically, the Rockets came into the game super slack-sa-daisical and got down 20 to a Timberwolf team without four out of five starters – Nikola Pekovic, Kevin Love, Andrei Kirilenko, and Brandon Roy. What happened was James Harden decided he wanted to ball out and took over the game, la de dahing himself to 37 […]
In Houston’s horrible horrible loss against the Phoenix Suns last Saturday, Jeremy caught an elbow from former Rockets guard and current boy band member Goran Dragic. The elbow caught Jeremy in the lip, and in this heartfelt pic, Lin shows off the resulting bloodied lip to a curious Dragic. Dragic didn’t just beat Jeremy with his […]
After a couple subpar games by Jeremy Lin, he came back with an aggressive approach against the Dallas Mavericks – like a Lion in the year of the Snake! No longer suffering from the flu and a sprained ankle that he had to deal with over the last week – Jeremy did a lot of […]
[Update: As I was looking for postgame interviews, I found out that Lin may have been sick during today’s game. Someone on the internet mentioned that Lin was a “shivering, sweaty mess” on the bench.” and another source mentioned that Kevin McHale said “Jeremy was sick tonight.”] Jeremy Lin played terribly tonight. It seemed as […]
Omer Asik decided to come to the huddle shirtess when the Houston Rockets took on the Washington Wizards. Other than Chandy Parsons, who is sneaking a quick glance at his fourth nipple, no one can stand to look at the jerseyless Turkish center. In fact Carlos Delfino and Jeremy Lin have to cover their faces […]
It’s February, so not only is this the month of Chinese New Year, but it will always be the month in which Linsanity sprouted, in reverse, from the basketball heavens last year. In honor of last February, just so you can relive Linsanity, we’ve gathered some more NBA player tweets from that time: “He’s not a fluke. […]
YAY! Jeremy Lin had 29 points, 8 assists, and 6 rebounds. He shot 12-22 overall and 3-5 from three. Hitting two crucial threes in the last couple minutes to put away the OKC Thunder. Here’s video evidence!
Oh, what a game. Houston started out fast with Chandy and Jeremy putting up big numbers in the first quarter. Houston would lose their focus before ultimately ending the game on a high note. With Chandy sidelined by a injured ankle that he sustained in the thrd quarter, Beardy and Jeremy Lin rekindled their friendship […]
Just surfing the internet and happened across Jeremy Lin’s and Chandler Parsons’ Twitter pages today. Some pretty clear cut evidence that the two are gay. Here, on Chandler Parsons’ Twitter homepage is a pic of Chandy and Jeremy during their pregame karate ritual. Where’s Beardy, Chandy? Just cropped that third wheel out, huh? Then, I wandered […]
Oh, so many things to say. Let’s just leave it at “Jeremy Lin raises his stick and is about to give it to a smiling Chandler Parsons from behind.” to know Him is to want to know Him more! It’s probably, no it is, the best thing to happen during NBA all-star weekend. I truly […]
Jeremy Lin participated in the NBA taco bell sprite skills challenge sponsored by Haier. What a fucking boring ass event. Jesus. At it’s best, it’s just barely interesting and just with every other “event” during NBA All-Star Weekend, it’s full of NBA players not giving a shit, but this year, it’s NOT GIVING A SHIT […]
HAM HAM HAM HAM
No jokes today. None need to be made. I don’t want rub it in. That would be just be salt in the wound after Jeremy Lin went LIKE, HAM on Sacramento last night – blocking 5-9 Isaiah Thomas and then dunking on Francisco Garcia. It made me so happy, that it was featured in the […]
Jeremy Lin has had a few games in a row where he’s shot a better percentage from the three… and look! He’s a better shooter now! All it took was a few shots and the entire world’s perspective changes. Me? I always thought Lin was a better shooter from beyond the arc than what’s he’s […]
The Rockets were having a blast on the bench during last night’s three-lebration – led by Jeremy Lin getting low with his playful three-point jam. LOL LOL KEWT I could watch this all day. Jeremy looks like a 12-year old, 24-year old, 6-3 kid! And look at Chandy Parsons, all keeled over and LOL so […]

