I was in the pinchers of an internet rabbit hole last night when I came across this photo of a scary crabzilla climbing up a garbage can.
Being that I am easily-amazed by huge monsters and being that I was in my rabbit hole, I had to do some research on the photo –was this a huge, fucking crab, or a small fucking garbage can?
It turns out that this is most-likely a real photo of a enormous crab that can climb trees, eat kittens, and live on land (they’re too heavy for the ocean and would drown).
I learned everything that I needed to know about the coconut crab including wanting to see one before I die, or die trying while wearing my kitten jacket.
Re-live my rabbit hole by reading these articles on the coconut crab from Wired, Smithsonian Magazine, and this hilarious post on Reddit.
