Please put your jersey back on, Omer Asik

Omer Asik decided to come to the  huddle shirtess when the Houston Rockets took on the Washington Wizards.

Other than Chandy Parsons, who is sneaking a quick glance at his fourth nipple, no one can stand to look at the jerseyless Turkish center. In fact Carlos Delfino and Jeremy Lin have to  cover their faces with towels.

Omer Asik shirtless in Houston Rockets huddle

 

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Please accept my apology, and this picture of Jeremy Lin hugging a yellow bag

I’m so sorry to have been out of touch for so long. I know I didn’t write, or type, or call, or text, and I apologize. It’s just that Jeremy Lin had been playing like shit, the Rockets were losing, and I withdrew.

It’s not fair to you that I take it out on you and I recognize that. Thank you for not shaming me. Will you forgive me if I show you a picture of Jeremy Lin laying on the floor and hugging a big yellow bag?

JEREMY LIN LAYING ON FLOOR HUGGING YELLOW TRASH BAG

There. If I could go back in time and do better, I would, but isn’t this a pretty fucking good replacement for reconciling hurt feelings? I mean it’s Jeremy Lin on the floor hugging a fucking garbage bag. What I would give to be that yellow garbage bag.

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Harden, Parsons & Lin in their pregame Kung-Fu Routine

The Houston Rocket’s Big THREE, Jamesy Harden, Chandy Parsons & Jeremy Lin, have developed their own special, little pregame, kinda-racist tradition, by each doing their own Kung-Fu moves before coming together for a totally respectful Asian bow.

harden-parsons-lin-kung-fu

Despite it making me a little uncomfortable, I think it’s kinda hilarious/ridiculous/LOL.  I fucking love it.

Chandler Parsons James Harden Jeremy Lin Kung Fu

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Chandler Parsons imitates Jeremy Lin (GIF)

Awwwwwwwwww this is cute LOL OMG Chandler Parsons imitates Jeremy Lin’s nervous ticks on the bench.

Lin and Parsons on the bench
Look at the way Parsons looks at Lin. What a jokester. That’s team chemistry, y’all. Landry Fields must be SOOOOO JEALOUS.

Chandler Parsons makes fun of Jeremy Lin

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Jeremy Lin getz lotz of weird giftz from fanz (FACT)

Yo, Jeremy Lin gets a lot of weird gifts from his fans. He recently posted a photo collage of some of the things he receives in the mail onto his Facebook page.

Looks like he got some framed t-shirts, a blanket with his face on it, and I’m relieved to know that JLin received the teddy bear I sent him. I wonder if he recognized the scent of “Someday” I sprayed on the bear’s nether regions?

Jeremy Lin getz giftz from fanz

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