I’m so sorry to have been out of touch for so long. I know I didn’t write, or type, or call, or text, and I apologize. It’s just that Jeremy Lin had been playing like shit, the Rockets were losing, and I withdrew.
It’s not fair to you that I take it out on you and I recognize that. Thank you for not shaming me. Will you forgive me if I show you a picture of Jeremy Lin laying on the floor and hugging a big yellow bag?
There. If I could go back in time and do better, I would, but isn’t this a pretty fucking good replacement for reconciling hurt feelings? I mean it’s Jeremy Lin on the floor hugging a fucking garbage bag. What I would give to be that yellow garbage bag.