What a crazy lady that Carlton Gebbia is. She’s just plain nutty. Her ego has made her completely lose grip on reality and perspective. All the housewives believe they’re living the right way, but Carlton doesn’t even live by the standards she sets for herself.
Don’t forget, the context here is The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, so Gebbia is extra cray.
Carlton’s favorite saying? Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!! Don’t You Dare! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!! Don’t You Dare!!! Really?! Don’t You Dare!! Don’t You Dare!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!! Don’t You Dare!!! Don’t You Dare!!!
Carlton is SOOOO offended that you went there, fellow housewife. Don’t you go there!