Jeremy Lin Photo Gallery (12 photos)

Yo, I’m watching the Super Bowl and that means I’m bored! (Go 49ers!?). You know what I like doing the most when I’m bored…?

Um… you know what else I like doing when I’m bored?  I like creating Jeremy Lin photo galleries!

Here are 12 of my most favorite Jeremy Lin pictures / Jeremy Lin photos / Jeremy Lin pics WITH his shirt on (I LOVE SEO KEYWORD DENSITY!).

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Please accept my apology, and this picture of Jeremy Lin hugging a yellow bag

I’m so sorry to have been out of touch for so long. I know I didn’t write, or type, or call, or text, and I apologize. It’s just that Jeremy Lin had been playing like shit, the Rockets were losing, and I withdrew.

It’s not fair to you that I take it out on you and I recognize that. Thank you for not shaming me. Will you forgive me if I show you a picture of Jeremy Lin laying on the floor and hugging a big yellow bag?


There. If I could go back in time and do better, I would, but isn’t this a pretty fucking good replacement for reconciling hurt feelings? I mean it’s Jeremy Lin on the floor hugging a fucking garbage bag. What I would give to be that yellow garbage bag.

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Jeremy Lin crosses Ron Artest, hit by Robert Sacre (Video)

Jeremy Lin got knocked on his ass last night…. AGAIN. And Clyde Drexler (Houston’s announcer) reiterates that Jeremy “has to learn how to fall.”

I just don’t think that’s possible right now; Lin goes to the basket with such momentum that any moderate contact will put him off balance, and ultimately on the ground.

Chandler Parsons and Jeremy Lin celebrate 3 point play vs lakers

In any case, Lin crossed Ron Artest (I’m not calling him that other “name”) and bolted to the hoop, where he was promptly met by Lakers cheerleader Robert Sacre (who was forced to start without Dwight and Gasol). Lin scooped up a high-arching layup and got hit by Sacre as the ball laid into the hoop.

LOL, Sacre, Lin still hit the shot. Lin laid out on the ground and let out a primal scream as Parsons and Harden came to his aid.

Admirable effort by Sacre, but he was highlight reel in all the wrong ways last night. Earlier, Harden dunked on Sacre’s bald head (+1) and later Beardy McPoints passed the ball between Sacre’s legs to Marcus Morris for the “easy two”. LOL. Five straight wins for the Rockets. Boom. Continue reading “Jeremy Lin crosses Ron Artest, hit by Robert Sacre (Video)”

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