Asian(a) can’t drive

December 30, 2013 / 0 comments

When Asiana flight 214 crashed at San Francisco International Airport back in July, the ignorant Twitter monkeys came out to swipe at the low-hanging fruit. Patting themselves on the back, they fed each other variations of “Asians can’t drive” jokes.

Sorry Kate Gosselin, you can’t marry into racial empathy

December 29, 2013 / 11 comments

I reserve a special place in my heart for Asians that justify and encourage ignorance by demeaning and clowning themselves by playing up stereotypes. I have a similar cramped, dark and musty space for those that should know better. Earlier this year, someone obtained a photo of Kate Gosselin pulling back the corner of her…

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Not Surprised; Low Expectations

December 29, 2013 / 0 comments

> NS;LX: Traditionally, the phrase not surprised; low expectations (abbreviated ns;lx) has been used as a concise manner to express how one is no longer amazed or shocked by behavior due to the historically predictable actions.

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Jeremy Lin keychain

December 28, 2013 / 0 comments

I want one. Tonight, the Houston Rockets gave away a collectible Jeremy Lin keychain to the first 5,000 fans at the New Orleans Pelicans game. Very relieved that the eyes are round. Like, I am really happy they went that direction. Thank you Kenda Tires and Houston Rockets for not allowing a slanty eye keychain…

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Two Years Ago Today… Jeremy Lin was picked up by the New York Knicks

December 27, 2013 / 0 comments

> Just came across this tweet-fact from Jessica Camerato: Two years ago today, Jeremy Lin was claimed off the waiver wire by the New York Knicks. Crazy. Then in a little over a month from being picked up, Lin would come off the bench with 25 points and 7 assists to lead the Knicks over…

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How to turn YouTube videos into GIF files

December 27, 2013 / 0 comments

> I’m ashamed that with all the time I’ve spent laughing at, and enjoying the internet, that I have yet to pay my respect to the internet with a proper GIF. Reason being is the GIF-making process just seemed like it was way too involved. That, and I haven’t found anything to ignite my passion….

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Jeremy Lin’s Reverse Layups vs. Memphis Grizzlies (GIF)

December 27, 2013 / 1 comment

Jeremy Lin had 5 field goals last night — two three pointers and three reverse layups — in the Rockets’ win over the Memphis Grizzlies last night. Two of Lin’s reverse layups were just badazzxssssss – we’re talking reverse layups at full-speed, one-handed, acrobatic, adjust on the fly NBA shit.

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Jeremy Lin blocks Tony Parker (GIF); Rockets beat Spurs on X-Mas

December 26, 2013 / 0 comments

Last night wasn’t Jeremy Lin’s best individual game statistically, but what he put together on both ends of the court is exactly what the Houston Rockets are looking from the point guard position.

Nina Davuluri wins Miss America, reactions on Twitter

Nina Davuluri is Miss America, but not American according to racist tweets

December 26, 2013 / 0 comments

If I filed blog posts like I filed real files, I’d file this blog post in my tabbed manila folder labeled ‘NS;LX’  which stands for ‘Not Surprised; Low Expectations.’ Even if I didn’t flinch when I heard about all the idiotic tweets about our new Miss America, it’s still worth mentioning how ridiculously low the level…

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Justin Bieber, One Direction fans attack Lorde, her boyfriend with racist tweets

December 25, 2013 / 3 comments

You know that footage of teenage girls at a boy band concert where they’re visibly shaking, holding up signs made of glitter, wearing homemade shirts, screaming ‘I love you’ at the top of their lungs, all the while on the verge of fainting from all the adrenaline?

Virgin Safety Video GIF Asian Airmasks

Virgin America’s VX safety video is the best in-flight safety video ever

December 22, 2013 / 3 comments

We need more Virgin Americas and fewer Frontier Airlines. Instead of nickel and diming customers by masking fees as choices, Virgin America is busy improving customer experiences in a real way – they recently released an airline safety demonstration that unlike any other, and more importantly, can’t be ignored:

Comedian Joe Wong at Radio TV Correspondents Dinner with Joe Biden

Joe Wong livens up RATC Dinner, C-Span 2

December 21, 2013 / 0 comments

I’m a couple years behind on this, but I didn’t have a blog in 2010, so cut me some slack. Here’s a video of Joe Wong killing it at the 2010 Radio and Television Correspondents’ Dinner. Wong goes on for about 15 minutes without breaking his deadpan delivery.

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Chandler Parsons is shirtless, models for Buffalo

December 20, 2013 / 0 comments

You know Chandler Parsons, right? In addition to being an NBA player for the Houston Rockets and Jeremy Lin’s bestie, Parsons also looks like the 6-foot 10 inch member of One Direction.

Here’s Why SantaCon Sucks

December 16, 2013 / 0 comments

SantaCon stumbled across the East Village and into Brooklyn this past Saturday. The get-dressed-as-santa-barcrawl-thats-it-cum-frat-party started just a couple blocks away from me at Tompkins Square Park. Unlike San Francisco, it’s nice to see the media here is nearly unanimous in its revulsion.

Conan, Cube, Kevin Hart, Gandalf, and Cell Phone Crashing at JFK

December 15, 2013 / 0 comments

Despite being on Facebook and on the internet a lot, I never take the time to watch those youtube memes that cross along pop culture. Luckily, I had a three hour delay at JFK on Sunday night, and these videos helped me pass the time… Cell Phone Crashing… not sure how the guy keeps a…

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NBA Christmas Commerical 2013 Jingle Bells

Jingle Hoops: The NBA’s Christmas Commercial to Promote Sleeved Jerseys

December 15, 2013 / 0 comments

The NBA released another cool Christmas commercial this year. “Jingle Hoops” promotes their special edition Christmas day sleeved jerseys, or NBA jerseys with sleeves, or shirt uniforms… by Adidas. “Jingle Hoops” brings together 6 NBA superstars, all of whom will be playing on Christmas Day. The ad features Derrick Rose, Kevin Durant, Stephen Curry, James…

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Stop / Don't Stop Crosswalk Confusion

Don’t Stop / Don’t Walk

December 14, 2013 / 0 comments

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The Immaculate Ankle Sprain

December 13, 2013 / 0 comments

So, here’s something mysterious you probably don’t care about – my ankle enjoys spraining itself for no good reason.

Chandler Parsons gives Jeremy Lin loving stare in showers

Shirtless Chandler Parsons stares at Jeremy Lin in locker room

December 12, 2013 / 0 comments

What’s the best part about a shirtless Chandler Parson come-hither stare at Jeremy Lin as he walks out of the shower? The moment Jeremy notices Chandy and is momentarily thrown off. Whether you think it’s gay or you feel the need to label it a bromance, it’s all in good fun. Clearly the two have…

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